A Kristos is a real well dressed dude who has the biggest heart. Kristos’ will love you and treat you right for 3 weeks, after that he’s out! Kristos’ are funny, flirtatious and hangs out with their family a lot. Kristos’ usually have the most beautiful eyes so don’t be scared to stare at them all day, they love that! Kristos’ make up a lot of shit and act like you’re their everything but really get tired of you quick if you care about them. Beware of Kristos’
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"