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A teenage boy who doesnt really know whats going on... and if he does, he certainly doesn't show it. Most often attractive, and loves to be naked.
"he wasn;t paying attention, totally pulling a kristos"
by rex kudoz March 30, 2008
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A person who is just all around perfect, one who you can always trust and looks great in anything...or in nothing at all. He is the hottest and sexiest guy that has ever lived. He is also the best kisser and is a very intelligent guy.
Girl 1: Man I have the greatest boyfriend in the world.

Girl 2: Who's that?

Girl 1: Kristo : )

Girl 2: You are incredibly lucky : (
by myke cunt September 29, 2010
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1- a lord or person of prestige
2- the leader of an invading country
3- one with a grand scheme or ideal
"is that the kristos?"
"my that kristos has a big army"
"always one step ahead, that kristos is"
by dd45 September 07, 2008
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A person who is all around perfect. Everyone loves him, he is the greatest thing after Jesus of course.

Everyone loves him. He has a lot of friends, everyone wants to meet a Kristo in real life. That's a fact.
Oh wow, he is pulling a Kristo
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by FASA12313 February 25, 2018
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Noun) A Holy/Disc Priest.
Adjective) Loving of Alter Boys.
Verb) The act of hating Shadow.
Noun) Kristos dies often in raids.
Adjective) The kristos pastor was arrested the other day.
Verb) I would respec but I kristos that style.
by Karazorel August 29, 2007
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noun: a massive surfer bro, but usually does not hav a "large package."
Henry: My friend is out surfing for the summer.
Tom: Is he a Kristos?
Henry: Yeahh, very much so.
by Johnny Bobberz November 05, 2010
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