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Kristoson is a smart handsome boy,who care about other,especially his family! He always make the day bright and fun when it seem like u have sorrow but when he is around it turn to be heaven!! With his gentle heart he melt every woman when he pass them outhere or wherever he go..he is like angel who came down from up there to gave all the people in the world peace,jolly,and warmness..so be thankfull for him,bless God for having him in urlife!

Will you have Kristoson in your life? Of course my king!

kristoson by nemool November 24, 2021

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Kristijonas

Well all of the guys are cool but Kristijonas is the best as a friend or as a boyfriend. He is very good looking dude he reminds everyone of Kanapeckas and he looks kinda like Jesus Crist too. And boyz dont forget to be careful because he is the cutest creature alive.

-Hey, did you see Kristijonas ?!?!
-Yeah, Kristijonas is pretty cute indeed. ;^)
-I have heard that Kristijonas is a very kind guy...

-Oh, wooow. And I have heard that Kristijonas doesn't have a gf.
-What?! No way!!! Kristijonas is so gorgeous that it can't be true. I want some of Kristijonas in my life... :*

Kristijonas by Samaped 1312 69 mf nick guurrr November 6, 2019

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Kriston

the embodiment of a class act into human form

Person 1: That guy is a class act

Person 2: He is such a Kriston

Kriston by Jordon_F December 8, 2010

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Kristos

A teenage boy who doesnt really know whats going on... and if he does, he certainly doesn't show it. Most often attractive, and loves to be naked.

"he wasn;t paying attention, totally pulling a kristos"

Kristos by rex kudoz March 30, 2008

Kristion

Savage ass nigga but also very retrospective. Very trustworthy & fye asf.

That nigga Kristion fye bruh.

Kristion by MiniBadsie March 20, 2017

Kristos

Is a name for a boy that is very successful gets all the girls comes with a big package and is God a like
He is basically the Goat

Girl 1:Wow look at that guy he is so cute
Girl 2:He looks like a Kristos
Girl 1:yeah he probably is

Kristos by FurryBoi'sBFF December 24, 2020

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Kristoforandchaz

The weird YouTuber with the intro that is concerning

Hello my name is charlie, Welcome to kristoforandchaz, today we will be playing Rich Hill on MLB the show 19

Kristoforandchaz by Polish Orchid February 4, 2022

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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