krispus 

O.G. ; originated THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION and other common phrases and dances such as THE PLANTATION SHAKE also known as the CORN SHUCK

"Go Krispus, it's ya last day! All da field hands gonna party like it's ya last day!"
Roll Call:
"House Unit!"
"F,f,f,field U-nit!"

krispus by BEETCH November 19, 2003

Krisus

One of 12 super-heros from Exo Planet.
Leader of Exo-M (Korean-Mandarin boysband).
One of the greatest gods in SM Town, next to Shisus.

Combination of Kris + Jesus

His special power is making any fangirls pregnant just by looking at them and cat walk.

At airport:
Fan1: Look, look! It's Exo-M!
Fan2: Oh crap! Look at Krisus! Again in v-neck t-shirt!
*both faints*

Krisus by Pika-chan June 23, 2012

Krismus 

The secular, non-commercial alternative to Christmas. Celebrated on the 25th of December, it is a time for celebrating with family and friends. The goals of peace on earth and universal good will are emphasized and encouraged. Decorations often include lights and ornaments, usually on evergreen trees and wreaths. Singing Krismus carols is also popular.

No gifts are exchanged at Krismus, but small tokens of affection in thought and deed are prevalent. Krismus has no connection to any particular religion, although many of the traditions date back to pagan festivals. Instead, it is a time to reflect and embrace a spirit of tolerance.

"Krismus" can be differentiated from "Christmas" in speech by pronouncing each word phonetically. Thus Christmas may be pronounced as "Christ Mass," with special emphasis on the "t" to avoid confusion with Krismus.

Merry Krismus and a Happy New Year!
Let's sing Krismus carols and decorate the Krismus tree!

Krismus by P.A.H. July 3, 2008

Kristus 

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

Kristus by Tom December 12, 2003

krisputo 

my queen who doesnt take shit from others DX ... is so sassy and has platinum blonde hair plays honkai and a minor (14). .. has a princess complex and has a pisces moon... her mudae is 5:1 (women:men) loves jade

pinche krisputo otra ves cago en el piso.. pinche sucia cagadora no se limpie por nada.. se huele como huevos rancheros

krisputo by whorekage February 19, 2022

Krispis420 

waffle god

ohuo look the waffle god is real (Krispis420 flying through the sky)

Krispis420 by KrispisTheGodOfWaffles May 4, 2020