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The secular, non-commercial alternative to Christmas. Celebrated on the 25th of December, it is a time for celebrating with family and friends. The goals of peace on earth and universal good will are emphasized and encouraged. Decorations often include lights and ornaments, usually on evergreen trees and wreaths. Singing Krismus carols is also popular.

No gifts are exchanged at Krismus, but small tokens of affection in thought and deed are prevalent. Krismus has no connection to any particular religion, although many of the traditions date back to pagan festivals. Instead, it is a time to reflect and embrace a spirit of tolerance.

"Krismus" can be differentiated from "Christmas" in speech by pronouncing each word phonetically. Thus Christmas may be pronounced as "Christ Mass," with special emphasis on the "t" to avoid confusion with Krismus.
Merry Krismus and a Happy New Year!
Let's sing Krismus carols and decorate the Krismus tree!
Krismus by P.A.H. July 3, 2008
Words you can keep
One of 12 super-heros from Exo Planet.
Leader of Exo-M (Korean-Mandarin boysband).
One of the greatest gods in SM Town, next to Shisus.

Combination of Kris + Jesus

His special power is making any fangirls pregnant just by looking at them and cat walk.
At airport:
Fan1: Look, look! It's Exo-M!
Fan2: Oh crap! Look at Krisus! Again in v-neck t-shirt!
*both faints*
Krisus by Pika-chan June 23, 2012
Secular mid-winter holiday celebrating perenial gift giver Kris Kringle, food, family, gaudy decorations, generosity and goodwill. Essentially Christmas without the extraneous religious content. Celebrated anytime between the winter solstice and new years.
I'm no longer religious, but I do celebrate Krismas and put up a Krismas tree.
Krismas by JdizzleUp December 18, 2009
Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).
Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!
Kristus by Tom December 12, 2003
The time between first of November and Christmas, which by everyone else’s standards is too early to start decorating for Christmas, but not by my standards lol!

Them: “It’s not even Thanksgiving yet, calm down Kris Kringle”

Me:“Exactly, it’s KRISmas, the most wonderful time of the year at Kris’ apartment!”
It’s KRISmas, the most wonderful time of the year!
KRISmas by KRISmas KRIS November 17, 2019

Krismuhs Gewse 

A term usually used to describe and/or replace anything that comes to mind, it can be use universally for any imaginable instance; It is also every part speech. It can also commonly be phrased with words like Nudle and Lulz
Just krismuhs gewse being such a krismuhs gewse krismuhs gewse trying to krismuhs gewse nudles? No, no, no, right from the krismuhs gewse it lacked enough krismuhs gewse to krismuhs gewse, krismus gewse? Lulz
O.G. ; originated THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION and other common phrases and dances such as THE PLANTATION SHAKE also known as the CORN SHUCK
"Go Krispus, it's ya last day! All da field hands gonna party like it's ya last day!"
Roll Call:
"House Unit!"
"F,f,f,field U-nit!"
krispus by BEETCH November 19, 2003
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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