krimpet
i fucked this pregos bitch last night in the ass and was grabbing her titties and milk shot everywhere, my bed looked like the icing on a krimpet.
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Krimpet Bootleg
Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023
Related Words
krimpet • Krimpet Bootleg • butterscotch krimpet • dirty krimpet • Krispet • Krumpets • kimpet • Krimper • Krumpetschluffer • krumpette
butterscotch krimpet
I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.
butterscotch krimpet by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017
dirty krimpet
The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.
dirty krimpet by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017
Butterscotch Krimpet
Butterscotch Krimpet by udhvhucxhncuxbsadu Sdf E May 23, 2022
Krumpetschluffer
a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
Krumpetschluffer by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006
Krumpet
Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026