Krimper 

In rock climbing, when a hold is very small therefore the climber needs to work very hard to hold on to it. Often used to express the difficulty of a climb.

Man I'm telling you, the second pitch of that 5.11+ was all krimpers!

Krimper by skk October 8, 2006

krisper 

Krisper means pranking someone or getting in trouble. Tricking and lying. Look at definition for context.

Hey can you hang out this weekend?
Nah, sorry, I pulled a krisper and got grounded

Oh my god!
What
That guy Krispered me!!

krisper by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022

Krimpet Bootleg 

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

kimpernel 

A Kimpernel is a feisty and sexy female, much desired, who’s origins are shrouded in mystery and disappear quickly as soon as you turn your back. Although Kimpernels are highly sought and prized, they remain hard to find. They are quick witted and possessed of great beauty and charm. They often have shining, chestnut eyes and beaming smiles that have been known to entrance slack-jawed makes and other Troglydites Very valuable on account of their extreme rarity it is important, once found, to hang onto them.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.

As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’

Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.

Dude! I just spoke to the most beautiful, funny girl I ever ever seen!

Where bro’?

She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!

Sucks to be you bro’

kimpernel by Mr Mittens November 23, 2019

krumpert 

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.

Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"

krumpert by Insane2757 December 29, 2007

Krisper 

(Noun) A sexual act in which the giving party dips their hand in elmer's glue, then proceeds to coat their hand in rice krispies. After the hand is thoroughly coated, the giving party proceeds to give the receiving party a handjob with the aforementioned hand.

Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.

Last night was so awesome! We went back to her place and she gave me a krisper.

Krisper by ted_cruz_isthezodiackiller July 31, 2017

Gwenabelle Krimmer 

gwenabelle krimmer, n. A DJ on Second Life renowned for spinning incredible tunes and laying down mixes that cause people to shoot sploog out thier ears. Occasionally one will find her with a lilith attatched to her leg. Has the ability to cause a man's testicles to explode merely by speaking german. Drinks the blood of innocents. Doesn't vote republican.

"Hey guys, I am going to club COMAsylum to listen to Gwenabelle Krimmer. Im bringing a napkin, listening to her always makes my ears fill with sticky creamy sploog."

Gwenabelle Krimmer by gatz June 11, 2014