eBayLover69's definitions

viennese bronze

When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping

Last night I paid $95 for a Viennese Bronze

by eBayLover69 October 25, 2013

hoboken handshake

When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason

Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.

by eBayLover69 September 13, 2019

butterscotch krimpet

Rimjob w/caramel applied to the rim to mask the taste

I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.

by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017