krimpet

Having anal sex with a pregnant women while grabbing her breasts until they start to shoot milk.

i fucked this pregos bitch last night in the ass and was grabbing her titties and milk shot everywhere, my bed looked like the icing on a krimpet.

by ttcheehc June 4, 2010

Krimpet Bootleg

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

butterscotch krimpet

Rimjob w/caramel applied to the rim to mask the taste

I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.

by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017

dirty krimpet

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.

Hey Johnny don't hook up with her, I've heard she's got a dirty krimpet!

by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017

Butterscotch Krimpet

WHATEVER IS WEIRD ABOUT THIS WORD IT MEANS A CAKE

Butterscotch Krimpet taste great

by udhvhucxhncuxbsadu Sdf E May 23, 2022

Krumpetschluffer

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.

That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006

Krumpet

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008