Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Krimpet Bootleg
Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023
Related Words
krimpet • Krimpet Bootleg • butterscotch krimpet • dirty krimpet • Krispet • Krumpets • kimpet • Krimper • Krumpetschluffer • krumpette
butterscotch krimpet
I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.
butterscotch krimpet by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017
dirty krimpet
The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.
dirty krimpet by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017
Butterscotch Krimpet
Butterscotch Krimpet by udhvhucxhncuxbsadu Sdf E May 23, 2022
Krumpetschluffer
a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
Krumpetschluffer by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006
Krumpet
Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026