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Kraëmer 

Kraëmer is the type of guy who loves historical events and will try their best to teach you but they often come off annoying at first but after you get to know them they are your best buddy to hang around and usually are not American.
That kid Kraëmer is an odd kid but super nice!
Kraëmer by Mistroi December 15, 2021
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Someone who believes he is God's gift to earth. Begins balding at the age of 17. Has horrible breath and is not at all attractive. Basically a loser.
Do you see that 5'3 bald boy over there?
Yea that's a Kraemer
kraemer by cute4life February 4, 2009

Ryan Kraemer 

A sweet sensitive person who is referred to as an all-around god. There is almost nothing this man can accomplish if his mind is set to it. A "Ryan Kraemer" is also a dancing fiend and all-star athlete. Basically, what I'm trying to say is he is the champ.
I wanna be a Ryan Kraemer. He is just someone I admire so much and aspire to be.

mr. kraemer

an ugly teacher from cwms middle school who is a border line sex offender and has sweaty pits
wow, mr. kraemer is good at fucking

Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.
After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.
Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.
Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.
Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.
I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.
Kramer by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005
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