Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer

Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

Kramerism

N. any idea which sounds smart enough to make sense but is not smart enough to work. Named for the Seinfeld character and his schemes.

Communism is the the greatest Kramerism in governments today.

by chadderbox January 2, 2009

Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

krygerism

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.

Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."

by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008

Kramerica

Derived from the lexicon of Seinfeld, and more properly known as Kramerica Industries, it is a holding company for Cosmo Kramer's various (and often zany) undertakings.

Also may be adapted from the last name of anyone who really isn't doing much with his/her life.

Bushmerica Industries is really going down the shitter. Hopefully it will be taken over in November.

by Michael B. March 2, 2004

Kimerism

The mannerisms distinctly associated with Kim Dracula such as their laugh and other specific movements unique to their personality.

We have picked up on all of Kim's Kimerisms.

That action was a Kimerism.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 23, 2023

Kramerica

a company about nothing

I cant find a listing for Kramerica in the phone directory

by some TFer February 29, 2004