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Kraëmer 

Kraëmer is the type of guy who loves historical events and will try their best to teach you but they often come off annoying at first but after you get to know them they are your best buddy to hang around and usually are not American.
That kid Kraëmer is an odd kid but super nice!
Kraëmer by Mistroi December 15, 2021

Ryan Kraemer 

A sweet sensitive person who is referred to as an all-around god. There is almost nothing this man can accomplish if his mind is set to it. A "Ryan Kraemer" is also a dancing fiend and all-star athlete. Basically, what I'm trying to say is he is the champ.
I wanna be a Ryan Kraemer. He is just someone I admire so much and aspire to be.

mr. kraemer

an ugly teacher from cwms middle school who is a border line sex offender and has sweaty pits
wow, mr. kraemer is good at fucking

Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.
After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.
Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.
Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.
Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.
I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.
Kramer by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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