kotext

1. A girl who texts you emotionally on her period.

2. Excessive moodswings when messaging.

"How is Samantha?"
"She's doing okay. But she started kotexting me, and it was weird."

"Oh my God! Jake is so cute. But he doesn't like me. Or maybe does. I don't know. What do you think? Well you don't care..."
"What? Please stop kotexting."

by emayjay2 April 25, 2013

Kotext

When two people are texting each other at the same time.

Those two kids text so much there must be some kotexting going on between them

by Puchin May 8, 2012

Kotex Kontessa

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Kotex masturbator

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.

Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!

by Telephony February 16, 2014

Kotex

Brand of "women's menstruation products."

Kotex fits. Period.

by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009