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Konas 

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The act of sensually sucking cock as one would smoke a Marlboro Red. This may include sneezing up semen and licking ip until your tongue is stained white.
Jesus! I walked in the janitor's closet and saw Charlie giving Trey a konas.
Konas by Mr. Ball Zack March 18, 2004
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Kona Gold 

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Kona Gold Solutions, ($KGKG) manufacture of Hemp energy drinks, CBD water and Hemp apparel.

www.konagoldhemp.com
My favorite energy drink is the cotton candy energy drink by Kona Gold.
Kona Gold by 69Love August 19, 2019
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Related Words
kona • Kona style • konami • Konami Code • Konan • Konark • kanasia • konadu • Konata • kanasai

Konataism 

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a religion(similar to Haruhiism) that follows the practices of Konata Izumi from the anime Lucky Star
"Why do u play dating sims all night insted of studying for the big test?"
"I practice Konataism"

"Timotei, timotei.....TIMOTEI"
Konataism by Mnayr2 May 23, 2009
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king kongs finger 

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when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger
so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage
king kongs finger by bigboijohns January 15, 2016
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Kongsnot 

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A term for a thick goopy cum load.
What the hell is all the kongsnot doing in the guest bedroom honey?
Kongsnot by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020
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Kongsvinger 

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Town in the midst of ice cold Norway, best known for having a football team in the top of medioker norwegian football 20 years ago. Is now a wannabe large town with it's 17.000 innhabitants that mosty all stays at home.
Person 1: Hey. Ever been to Kongsvinger?
Person 2: What's that?
Kongsvinger by dandandan10 February 17, 2010
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konandar 

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used colloquially in India

the person who heads the team organizing an event, an organization or institution

the person who is ought to be responsible and accountable for the activities done by a team of an organization, committee or institution

the chief or master brain of an idea or an event

pl. konandars
He is the konandar of this event.

Every konandar is supposed to be responsible for the result of the decisions they take.
konandar by arunta007 October 7, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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