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A vehicle similar to a "burn" (car that attracts a lot of attention from the police) but is done in a very artistic, scummy, "clownish" way. American blasphemy.
Chase: Look at this zik azz koffin.. watch you get pulled over and waste the cop's time by having such a piece of shit ride he'll probably strip the frame out thinking you're carrying weight. LMAO
Koffin by Naukloster July 5, 2018
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Koffin Kanser 

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.
Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011
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potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.
Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.
potch koffie by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021
A strange, dark haired creature, originating from the land of Northern Ireland. Lurks about in the evening preying on unsuspecting drunken victims, usually found in the northernmost parts of England, where the weather is cold and the prey is plenty.
Oh hey, if you're out tonight, beware of the Kaffin, I hear it's about, and it's hungry, very hungry.
Kaffin by CouldBeAnyOne April 5, 2011

Lane Kiffin 

A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.
Al Davis is no idiot, he fired Lane Kiffin.
Lane Kiffin by bb3 February 6, 2009

Lane Kiffin'ed 

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.
Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"
Lane Kiffin'ed by masakeroe January 28, 2010

Pulling A Lane Kiffin 

It's when you commit to something and then pull out for your own selfish reason(s).
Man I can't believe Lane Kiffin, backing out on Tennessee like that. He must be leaving for a crapload of money. (Thus, Lane Kiffin was pulling a Lane Kiffin! :0 )
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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