Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.
by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011
Get the Koffin Kanser mug.A vehicle similar to a "burn" (car that attracts a lot of attention from the police) but is done in a very artistic, scummy, "clownish" way. American blasphemy.
Chase: Look at this zik azz koffin.. watch you get pulled over and waste the cop's time by having such a piece of shit ride he'll probably strip the frame out thinking you're carrying weight. LMAO
by Naukloster July 5, 2018
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