Kaffin 

A strange, dark haired creature, originating from the land of Northern Ireland. Lurks about in the evening preying on unsuspecting drunken victims, usually found in the northernmost parts of England, where the weather is cold and the prey is plenty.

Oh hey, if you're out tonight, beware of the Kaffin, I hear it's about, and it's hungry, very hungry.

Kaffin by CouldBeAnyOne April 5, 2011

Kaffin' 

Verb (To Kaff, Kaffin') - Taking what is not rightfully yours, or something that everyone else wants. (i.e. making the entire defense look like a bitch)

I see you kid, kaffin' that ass!

Kaffin' by Mujina45 January 23, 2011

Lane Kiffin 

A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.

Al Davis is no idiot, he fired Lane Kiffin.

Lane Kiffin by bb3 February 6, 2009

karfingle

To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.

Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened

karfingle by pmc983 March 10, 2011

Koffin Kanser 

Best swap dealer in history

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.

Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011

Lane Kiffin'ed 

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.

Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"

Lane Kiffin'ed by masakeroe January 28, 2010

Pulling A Lane Kiffin 

It's when you commit to something and then pull out for your own selfish reason(s).

Man I can't believe Lane Kiffin, backing out on Tennessee like that. He must be leaving for a crapload of money. (Thus, Lane Kiffin was pulling a Lane Kiffin! :0 )

Pulling A Lane Kiffin by Crispynublet January 13, 2010