Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.
Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia
Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.
from Bulgarian word 'kofti' describing the socio-economic situation in the state.
embarrasing, unpleasant, hard (for a situation), and therefore one is trying to get out of it as soon as possible and forget about it;
also used in the sence of 'life sucks' - 'kofti man!´
to be read /'k o f t e e/
kofti situation;
Weather is kofti today.
That was a kofti situation , man, i did not know he's gonna bring all of his friends with him.
A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.
Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"
Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"
Pure and clear ,a very honest caring ,loving person , she is very beautiful ,and delicate almost like a flower,but don't take her lightly she is fiesty
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.