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Kockaron 

When you challenge any male head of household to put your dicks on a cutting board. The larger dick is the winner and will become the new head of household.
Dad: You’re grounded!
Son: Oh yeah? I challenge you to a kockaron!
Kockaron by TMK_99 May 13, 2017
Related Words
kocky • kicky • kock • konky • kucky • knocky • Konky Dong • kacky • Kocka • kock rocks
A man who owns a nice coat
"Who's that kid with the nice coat"

"Probably Kosky"
kosky by AJ_8954 October 31, 2017
A bald cat similar to bingus embroiled in legends. He was very handsome and loving cat that lived trough many adventures with his owner.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Have you seen Kočkus lately?
Saša: I deepfried him.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Noooooooo!
Kočkus by Gottchabeach March 1, 2023

Kooky Mexican 

A kooky Mexican is one who does anything a steriotypical Mexican does. (I.E gardening, gangbanging, planting, lawn mowing, soccer (football), and pretending to be George Lopez)
"Hey John, what team are the English playing in soccer (football)?" "Dude, are you stupid, they are playing the Kooky Mexicans" "ohhhhhh I get it"
Kooky Mexican by Ballinout June 12, 2015

knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!
when someone does something a little strange, or when something is not quite right.
Bev was acting all kooky, and scaring the little kids.

"You kooky nutter"
kooky by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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