Knobcon

When a clueless person or someone with low intelligence get's conned.

Seller: Hey, you wanna buy this plasma TV for $1500?
Buyer: Sure, looks good, I'll take it!
Person who over heard this deal: Wow, I can get a plasma TV for way less than that, he's defo a knobcon for sure

by ugi1ugi April 28, 2009

knobcore

A style of music devoted to the hatred of doorknobs of all kinds. First started by Attack Attack! on their Stick Stickly unofficial music video. Now bands like, Home Depot Massacre, Can't Find The Lock, Wood on the Wall, and Can't Turn Left have all picked up this popular genre.

Dude have you heard that new song by Get The Screwdriver?

Naw dude, I don't listen to knobcore.

by Hotwaffles910 October 13, 2009

knobcunt

Knobcunt, a person who is a bit of a div and disrespectful in general. Usually the person in the club that is a complete liability that everyone tries to avoid!

Don't invite him to the party, the guy is a proper knobcunt!

by Kane LAKUK June 3, 2018

knoblong

A unit of measurement used to measure items in terms of average knob length.

It was the longest.....ive ever seen. It was at least 4 knoblongs.

by Bosslah November 2, 2009

knobcookie

A word used when someone does someting stupid.

Give me the ball, ya knobcookie!

by spikeyphilrandom August 1, 2007

knoblong

Adjective meaning "penis shaped". A portmanteau of "knob" and "oblong".

That banana and apple fruit bowl you have there is looking pretty knoblong.

by Elastin2 November 2, 2013

knobcock

Noun -- A person who is foolish or stupid.

-- Brother: Hey, don't turn that TV off! I'm watching it!
-- Sister: You've got a TV in your room, knobcock! Go and watch it there!

by whistle_blower February 18, 2017