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A style of music devoted to the hatred of doorknobs of all kinds. First started by Attack Attack! on their Stick Stickly unofficial music video. Now bands like, Home Depot Massacre, Can't Find The Lock, Wood on the Wall, and Can't Turn Left have all picked up this popular genre.
Dude have you heard that new song by Get The Screwdriver?

Naw dude, I don't listen to knobcore.
knobcore by Hotwaffles910 October 13, 2009

knobcunt 

Knobcunt, a person who is a bit of a div and disrespectful in general. Usually the person in the club that is a complete liability that everyone tries to avoid!
Don't invite him to the party, the guy is a proper knobcunt!
knobcunt by Kane LAKUK June 3, 2018

knoblong 

A unit of measurement used to measure items in terms of average knob length.
It was the longest.....ive ever seen. It was at least 4 knoblongs.
knoblong by Bosslah November 2, 2009

knobcookie 

A word used when someone does someting stupid.
Give me the ball, ya knobcookie!
knobcookie by spikeyphilrandom August 1, 2007

knoblong 

Adjective meaning "penis shaped". A portmanteau of "knob" and "oblong".
That banana and apple fruit bowl you have there is looking pretty knoblong.
knoblong by Elastin2 November 2, 2013

knobcock 

Noun -- A person who is foolish or stupid.
-- Brother: Hey, don't turn that TV off! I'm watching it!
-- Sister: You've got a TV in your room, knobcock! Go and watch it there!
knobcock by whistle_blower February 18, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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