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Klunkers 

(Can Also be used as 'Klunks')
Some sick fly Shoes. Generally for someone with gigantor(BIG) Shoes.
"King Klunkinitus! Dose are some sick Klunkers! They go beautifully with your slappies!!" Peasant

"Why thank you kind sir" King Klunkinitus
Klunkers by Kleetis III May 28, 2009

Klenkers 

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.
You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...
Klenkers by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011
An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
klunker by PMax February 11, 2008
An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
klunker by PMax January 11, 2009
A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.
That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.
Klunker by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018

klinkers 

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
klinkers by Jon October 10, 2004