Klenkers

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011

klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

kleakers

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.

Last night's victim had kleakers

by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018

Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store

Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry

by Lou_beck May 23, 2010

Klunkers

Klunkers, a large pairs of breasts. When said breasts are subjected to rigorous movement an onlooker may imagine a clunking noise.

A woman in my gym has got a fine pair of klunkers

by Jimbo noggin July 10, 2017

klonkers

Another name for ladder golf balls.

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

by RickyRips May 17, 2017

klinkers

see tag nuts

by kryton August 18, 2003