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An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
klunker by PMax January 11, 2009
A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.
That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.
Klunker by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018
«How are your klunker?»
In norwegian: «Hvordan står det til med klunkene dine

klünker 

A word to use when one wants to metaphorically refer to a mouth or beak.
Her klünker is out of this world. An episode of Botched won't be enough to fit the story behind it.

His klünker is so big because it's full of secrets. Also, he never shuts up.
klünker by sevdaparks July 30, 2021

krunker.io

A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.
I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!
krunker.io by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018

pj klinker 

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010