Klumpy

A person who is born mentaly retarded or has Down Syndrome.

I was walking in the shopping center and a Klumpy started screaming at me.

by Paul West October 8, 2007

Klumpus

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klump

Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.

"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"

by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

Klumpkin

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.

At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.

by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012

Klumpse

Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.

That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon

by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009

klumzy

Klumzy has the same definition as the original word "Clumsy", with the exception of being spelled differently. But with a little dopeness the comes along as well.

You see that beezy fall? Damn she klumzy.

by Brash is up October 3, 2008