klumper 

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

klumper by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

kluemper 

When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.

If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.

kluemper by Joe Cancun June 26, 2007

krumpert 

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.

Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"

krumpert by Insane2757 December 29, 2007

Klumpett 

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.

Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!

Klumpett by Snoopyona July 11, 2010

Kolumper 

Trumpers that drank his kool-aid. Ones that Blindly ignore basic logic, science, and human rights to support Trump and his endless Cons.
Sheeps that will follow their herder gladly over the ciff to their own demise. As his cult thrives on the bounty of their simple, insignificant lives.

The Kolumper said he believes the sky is purple, not blue.

Kolumper by Nanananaaaa December 30, 2020

Klumped 

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

Klumped by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

Krumpert 

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey

Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.

Krumpert by Jacob R. December 26, 2007