Kloom

(n) rectal residue that which lies upon the sacred ring.

After whiping, Donny whiped his ass and noticed there was kloom still among his sacred ring.

by FCG4LIFE December 7, 2006

kloob

It is when you didn't read the whole thread in the message in the S01E02 of Barry

"The chechen guys are trying to kloob us"

by supic@ September 6, 2019

chick-koom

The sound of a 20-foot rocket launching in an appreciably arid area, heard from about a mile away. It may be accompanied by a visible vapor trail that is either straight or shaped like a corkscrew; and it is considered to be exciting, regardless.

"What's it like to see it go up? It's 'chick-koom,' and it's gone," Judy Wallin said. "It is exciting."
area woman discussing Upham, New Mexico's future spaceport

by BillyJack June 16, 2009

Lamp Kloon

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.

1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.

by P'tainz January 28, 2013

Koomer

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

kloof

Kloof

(noun)
A universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
Something bad

(noun) You little kloof
(adjective) That's pretty kloofed

by Anonymous123325456 May 10, 2013

Klombonculous

When something in Fortnite is crazy and the Klombo is nearby.

Woah, how klombonculous!

by ZedFox May 23, 2022