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Koptical Illusion
Did you see Liverpool play at the weekend, they were amazing.
Dude, I think that was a Koptical Illusion, they lost 16 to nill !
Dude, I think that was a Koptical Illusion, they lost 16 to nill !
Koptical Illusion by capita_hendo June 14, 2015
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Kleptocliteoses
Kleptocliteoses by Triple - 7 June 19, 2017
kleptic
Kleptopal
A friend who takes your stuff without asking and claims to never have seen it, or leaving an item in their house/car when you ask if they have it they say no, and you end up finding out they really did have it(either because they used it in front of you and they're so stupid they forgot OR you just randomly see it with their things).
Sara: Omg, Michelle is such a kleptopal! I went to a party last week with her and I left my lip gloss in her car, and when I asked her if she had it she said I lost it while I was drunk, and I know she totally had it!
Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?
Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!
Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?
Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!
Kleptoclown
noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.
verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.
verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.
Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.
Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.
Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!
Kleptoclown by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018
kleptic
Infamous underground computer hacker & phreaker. In the early 90's walked the line of white and black hat with a few minor charges. Now is a network admin for a small company in the Widwest. He now is the editor for an online hacking magazine known as, "Outbreak."
See, outbreak
See, outbreak
kleptic by William B. Gadget` November 23, 2003
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