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Koptical Illusion
Did you see Liverpool play at the weekend, they were amazing.
Dude, I think that was a Koptical Illusion, they lost 16 to nill !
Dude, I think that was a Koptical Illusion, they lost 16 to nill !
Koptical Illusion by capita_hendo June 14, 2015
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Kleptocliteoses
Kleptocliteoses by Triple - 7 June 19, 2017
kleptic
Kleptopal
A friend who takes your stuff without asking and claims to never have seen it, or leaving an item in their house/car when you ask if they have it they say no, and you end up finding out they really did have it(either because they used it in front of you and they're so stupid they forgot OR you just randomly see it with their things).
Sara: Omg, Michelle is such a kleptopal! I went to a party last week with her and I left my lip gloss in her car, and when I asked her if she had it she said I lost it while I was drunk, and I know she totally had it!
Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?
Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!
Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?
Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!
Kleptoclown
noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.
verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.
verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.
Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.
Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.
Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!
Kleptoclown by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018
kleptic
Infamous underground computer hacker & phreaker. In the early 90's walked the line of white and black hat with a few minor charges. Now is a network admin for a small company in the Widwest. He now is the editor for an online hacking magazine known as, "Outbreak."
See, outbreak
See, outbreak
kleptic by William B. Gadget` November 23, 2003
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026