A friend who takes your stuff without asking and claims to never have seen it, or leaving an item in their house/car when you ask if they have it they say no, and you end up finding out they really did have it(either because they used it in front of you and they're so stupid they forgot OR you just randomly see it with their things).

Sara: Omg, Michelle is such a kleptopal! I went to a party last week with her and I left my lip gloss in her car, and when I asked her if she had it she said I lost it while I was drunk, and I know she totally had it!

Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?

Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!

Kleptopal by staynkhoe March 16, 2011

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Kleptoclown

noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.

verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.

Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.

Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!

Kleptoclown by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018

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kleptic

Infamous underground computer hacker & phreaker. In the early 90's walked the line of white and black hat with a few minor charges. Now is a network admin for a small company in the Widwest. He now is the editor for an online hacking magazine known as, "Outbreak."

See, outbreak

kleptic will rock the gerbils in your afro.

kleptic by William B. Gadget` November 23, 2003

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