Kleptoclown

noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.

verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.

Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.

Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!