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noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.

verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.
Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.

Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!
by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018
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