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kleptic

Version of kleptomaniac, to collect or steal.
That scene kid is so kleptic with her mass ammounts of sunglasses and necklaces.
by . January 8, 2008
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kleptic

Infamous underground computer hacker & phreaker. In the early 90's walked the line of white and black hat with a few minor charges. Now is a network admin for a small company in the Widwest. He now is the editor for an online hacking magazine known as, "Outbreak."

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kleptic will rock the gerbils in your afro.
by William B. Gadget` November 23, 2003
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Kleptach

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.
Kick 'em in the Kleptach!
by Awasux September 10, 2012
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Kleptocratic

A political policy, the main goal of which is to steal from the poor and give to the rich, under the guise of doing the opposite.
Both Republicans and Democrats are Kleptocratic.
by sargos7 August 4, 2014
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kleptocrat

One who participates in kleptocracy, especially an official. See also, politician, legislator, attorney, Nigeria, Iraq, embezzlement, corporation, bureaucracy, and conflict of interest.
Ijits keep sending me 419 scams with sob story(ies) about dead kleptocrats, thinking they can get me to send them money to get them to send me money.
by Downstrike July 30, 2005
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Kleptocracy

A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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kleptocurrency

A form of cryptocurrency peddled to the greedy, eager and gullible as a sure bet to separate them from their money
Having read about the profits many were making investing in Bitcoin, Etherium and other cryptocurrencies, she took the advice of an internet broker, bought big and soon found herself the owner of thousands of coins of kleptocurrency, her broker nowhere to be found.
by Monkey's Dad May 6, 2021
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