kleptocluck 

Someone who steals only to then trade for something much lesser in value as to which its almost given away.

They're such a kleptocluck.

kleptocluck by ChaCha822 April 7, 2022

Kleptofuck 

A Militac/Asshat who peeks in people's windows while they're having sex, take a picture, and start FEROCIOUSLY Masturbating to said picture.

Perv: Jerks off to strangers having sex.
Strangers: Huh?
Perv: W-What?
Strangers: You dumb kleptofuck! don't you know what piracy is?

Kleptofuck by coolaidchocolatte January 6, 2023