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Klemmer is a unit of account equal to a million.

Synonym: a million
When I was a kid, a Klemmer was enough to retire on. But with all this central bank money printing, I think I will need at least 3 Klemmers to stop working.
Klemmer by FitzSimmons January 28, 2021
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Franz Klammer 

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier
If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.
Franz Klammer by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008
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Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual.
Guy 1: Let's have gay sex!
Guy 2: Oh! You're such a klemme.
klemme by John Magistr May 3, 2007
A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).
I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.
Kemmer by deutschmensch November 8, 2010
1. a Jewish folk musician traditionally performing in a small band.
2. Also, klezmer music. the type of music performed by such musicians.
Yo, for my barmitzvah party i will hire a Klezmer band to play.
klezmer by Alex Da Man October 7, 2006

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt
those kemmerling's are really awsome
kemmerling by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011

kemmerle 

John: Hey, it's Kemmerle!
Patrick: Oh yeah, it is Kemmerle!
Kemmerle: *does gay porn*
kemmerle by tigbitties01 April 23, 2014
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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