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Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual.
Guy 1: Let's have gay sex!
Guy 2: Oh! You're such a klemme.
klemme by John Magistr May 3, 2007
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jaden klemme 

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples
man i need a jaden klemme right now
jaden klemme by plastafierce January 9, 2017
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Klemmish 

A description of something homosexual

Derived from "Klemme", Danish slang for homosexual.
He's acting a bit klemmish isn't he?
Klemmish by The Klemmish Bellsniff September 4, 2012

Franz Klammer 

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier
If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.
Franz Klammer by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008
An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.
Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him
Klemen by Klemeninio May 7, 2013
A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).
I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.
Kemmer by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

Kemmel Straight 

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.
Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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