klemme

Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual.

Guy 1: Let's have gay sex!
Guy 2: Oh! You're such a klemme.

klemme by John Magistr May 3, 2007

jaden klemme 

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples

man i need a jaden klemme right now

jaden klemme by plastafierce January 9, 2017

Klemmish 

A description of something homosexual

Derived from "Klemme", Danish slang for homosexual.

He's acting a bit klemmish isn't he?

Klemmish by The Klemmish Bellsniff September 4, 2012

Franz Klammer 

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier

If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.

Franz Klammer by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008

Klemen 

An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.

Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him

Klemen by Klemeninio May 7, 2013

Kemmer 

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

Kemmer by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

Kemmel Straight 

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.

Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.

Kemmel Straight by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021