klemme

Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual.

Guy 1: Let's have gay sex!
Guy 2: Oh! You're such a klemme.

by John Magistr April 25, 2007

Klemm

just don't mess around with him

who's that guy over there? Oh that's a total Klemm don't mess with him

by Sojourner Not Truth October 31, 2010

klemm

To ridiculously embarrass another person with your own mad skills.

Dude, if you talk smack about my tennis skills one more time I swear I'm going to klemm you.

Holy mother, that dude just got klemmed!

by B to the T. August 05, 2008

Klemm

A huge, beastly dyke of only the beastliest persuasion. we're talking like 6 foot plus, 250-260 pounds, of man-woman. Possibly has a dick-clit, which is self explanatory.

-Yo, check out that fucking klemm over there

-Yea, what a fuckin wilderbeast.

by big sandk March 29, 2009

jaden klemme

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples

man i need a jaden klemme right now

by plastafierce January 09, 2017