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klmao
“Kind of laughing my ass off.” What you say when something’s funny but not quite funny enough to deserve the typical “lmao.” Most commonly used when you’re laughing at someone in a really fucked up or embarrassing situation so you wanna come off as more innocent.
“Wendy get over to my dorm right now I need help”
“Why what’s goin on girl?”
“ This is so embarrassing like please don’t tell anyone this but I pooped on this guy’s dick while we were doing anal and we have nothing to clean it up with please come bring us something girl”
“Omggg girllll that’s nasty af and I feel soo bad but I’m ngl I’m klmao right now don’t worry tho I got some charmins ultra soft toilet paper I’ll be right over”
“Why what’s goin on girl?”
“ This is so embarrassing like please don’t tell anyone this but I pooped on this guy’s dick while we were doing anal and we have nothing to clean it up with please come bring us something girl”
“Omggg girllll that’s nasty af and I feel soo bad but I’m ngl I’m klmao right now don’t worry tho I got some charmins ultra soft toilet paper I’ll be right over”
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klmao by idk?_16103 March 16, 2023
KLMNO
LMNO - Short for "Let me know"
KLMNO - Short for "Kindly let me know"
.... easy to remember because they are consecutive letters of the alphabet
KLMNO - Short for "Kindly let me know"
.... easy to remember because they are consecutive letters of the alphabet
"Here is the garden blueprint you requested. If you need anything else KLMNO."
"Off to market. Need anything? LMNO!"
"Off to market. Need anything? LMNO!"
KLMNO by crazy-fast-texting May 27, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026