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klmao by klmao September 24, 2021

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klmao

“Kind of laughing my ass off.” What you say when something’s funny but not quite funny enough to deserve the typical “lmao.” Most commonly used when you’re laughing at someone in a really fucked up or embarrassing situation so you wanna come off as more innocent.

“Wendy get over to my dorm right now I need help”
“Why what’s goin on girl?”

“ This is so embarrassing like please don’t tell anyone this but I pooped on this guy’s dick while we were doing anal and we have nothing to clean it up with please come bring us something girl”
“Omggg girllll that’s nasty af and I feel soo bad but I’m ngl I’m klmao right now don’t worry tho I got some charmins ultra soft toilet paper I’ll be right over”

klmao by pingudrip February 7, 2022

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klmao

The best form of laughter.

Someone says something funny:
You: klmao

klmao by idk?_16103 March 16, 2023

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Klao

A.K.A Kevin Lao. When a supposed close friend is actually a venomous snake. They pretend they're helping you get your crush, but in reality they are actually cucking you in the you in the back.

Damn he really pulled a Klao on my man Pepe.

Klao by ousjenwq October 11, 2019

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KLMNO

LMNO - Short for "Let me know"
KLMNO - Short for "Kindly let me know"

.... easy to remember because they are consecutive letters of the alphabet

"Here is the garden blueprint you requested. If you need anything else KLMNO."

"Off to market. Need anything? LMNO!"

KLMNO by crazy-fast-texting May 27, 2020

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Klemao

A combination of kek and lmao, used when something is just that funny or just to confuse your friends.

"That joke made me Klemao!" Friend: "Nigga wtf"

Klemao by throbby August 26, 2018

Klao

Handsome boy

A:you are klao
B:yea I handsome

Klao by Kk man April 13, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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