Kledge

This is an ancient Shaolin technique in which a male aims to reduce the size of their penis by repeatedly compressing it, such as by stubbing it against a hard surface, such as a wall, or by manually pushing it down.

Jerry: "Yo why was Leon's meat so small today at the beach? I couldn't see nothin!"
Michael: "I heard he was trying out some new kledge techniques."

by KledgeMaster123 January 31, 2025

kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

by bustapost October 8, 2008

kludge

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.

by Alli February 4, 2003

kludge

Not a necessarily a quick fix - but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; It's not pretty.

Also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.

Engineer 1: "look I fixed it!"

Engineer 1: "Turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable."

Engineer 2: "thats's a total kludge."

by Rotella-T December 17, 2013

kedge

to fill one's self with meat

Jake is going to kedge all day.

by phycokrat February 3, 2007

kludge

Bad code that works but is barely readable, overly complex and unmaintainable.

This code is a total kludge!

by Kristin October 8, 2001

kludgey

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgey highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

by Webster'03 January 28, 2003