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kleenex friendship
Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
kleenex friendship by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
kleenex guy
kleenex guy by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015
Kleenex fuck
Kleenex fuck by dabadone January 14, 2010
Country Kleenex
To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
Country Kleenex by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008
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