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This is an ancient Shaolin technique in which a male aims to reduce the size of their penis by repeatedly compressing it, such as by stubbing it against a hard surface, such as a wall, or by manually pushing it down.
Jerry: "Yo why was Leon's meat so small today at the beach? I couldn't see nothin!"
Michael: "I heard he was trying out some new kledge techniques."
by KledgeMaster123 January 31, 2025
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