Klaplunk

The act of a male having a shit on the toilet whilst getting sucked off at the same time.

'I love a good Klaplunk me'
'Mmm, what a mighty klaplunk'
'Howay Susan, I fancy a klaplunk'

by Klaplunkonme October 29, 2012

kaplunk

The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.

Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.

by kaplunk May 9, 2022

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by Drew August 2, 2003

kaplunk

the sound hard shit makes on the toilet water

I just took a massive kaplunk after Thanksgiving dinner!

by Sammy Yassin November 27, 2004

Kaplunking

its pointing your cock straight down, (using your hand) as you stand and inserting it into a womans vagina

i love kaplunking

by PJmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

Kaplunk

When you have a poo in the shower and you pick it up and throw it into the toilet

*splash*
Mum:are you ok in there
You:yeh I just kaplunked

Mum:what?

by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018

Kaplunk

Slapping a girl (or guy as the case may be) with your testicles across the face

I kaplunked my girlfriend last tuesday

by Japlunker December 1, 2010