Kaplunked 

When someone gets so viciously slammed into, onto, or by a person or object. Usually involving flying through the air resulting in knock out, or serious injury.

"Rose Nanajunas got kaplunked onto the mat at ufc 237" or
"Johnny got kuplunked into a tree from his vehicle for not wearing a seat belt he almost didn't make it. "

Kaplunked by Nutboulder May 12, 2019

kalunkadunk 

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

kalunkadunk by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

kaplunk

The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.

Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.

kaplunk by kaplunk May 9, 2022

kaplunkadunk

that fine ass

kaplunkadunk by Drew August 2, 2003

Kerplunked 

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

Kerplunked by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

Kablunked 

Getting super high in a chill way :D

I was super kablunked from my joint so I listened to Jazz.

Kablunked by The BrGr April 20, 2022

kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

kafunked by David December 15, 2004