Kaplunk

When you have a poo in the shower and you pick it up and throw it into the toilet

*splash*
Mum:are you ok in there
You:yeh I just kaplunked

Mum:what?

by Mckaysmitochondria May 11, 2018

Kaplunk

Slapping a girl (or guy as the case may be) with your testicles across the face

I kaplunked my girlfriend last tuesday

by Japlunker November 29, 2010

kaplunk

The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.

Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.

by kaplunk May 09, 2022

kaplunk

the sound hard shit makes on the toilet water

I just took a massive kaplunk after Thanksgiving dinner!

by Sammy Yassin November 28, 2004

Kaplunking

its pointing your cock straight down, (using your hand) as you stand and inserting it into a womans vagina

i love kaplunking

by PJmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

kaplunk

a person who parties a lot and i mean a LOT, fun and naturally chill person, a josh or a chris

"yo its so kaplunk dude" "yaa"

by tonysmoney December 12, 2013

Kaplunked

When someone gets so viciously slammed into, onto, or by a person or object. Usually involving flying through the air resulting in knock out, or serious injury.

"Rose Nanajunas got kaplunked onto the mat at ufc 237" or
"Johnny got kuplunked into a tree from his vehicle for not wearing a seat belt he almost didn't make it. "

by Nutboulder May 12, 2019