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king fisher bird 

bird which lays its eggs in the sea and in turn tortoises bite their wings off underwater and the hatchlings become tortoises also
Man, that king fisher bird has great tits.
king fisher bird by JiiM November 5, 2003

Kingfisher 

"Not the same as swallow". (JaneAnne's dictionary of onomatopoeic sexual terms - CGA press 2004).

A term used by Glaswegians to indicate that someone performing fellatio did not want to finish off by swallowing his or her partner's semen.
Haw Maw, did ye hear we Jimmy greetin' how Senga would only gie'im a kingfisher? Ungrateful bam.
Kingfisher by The Crimson Fish November 30, 2004

Kingfishers 

Kingfishers are the best class
Yes i am in the kingfishers class
Kingfishers by Dhdud October 22, 2020

Kingfisher 

A person adept at anal fisting to pull out a lost anal bead
That dude is a Kingfisher.
Kingfisher by naaaas December 17, 2020

The Kingfisher 

A sexual position in which the male stands on the female's back and leans over the top of her head to bite her eyebrows. The male then moves his head vigorously back and forth as he holds onto her eyebrows with his teeth. This can be repeated as necessary until an orgasm is induced.

*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.
"Mmmmm baby you ARE the king fisher!"

"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."

next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"

If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.

Happy Fishin!

Kingfisher 

A hole in the ground where numpty's go to process fish
Look at that fuckwit numpty - he must be off to Kingfisher
Kingfisher by Nizzle O'Reilly May 18, 2007
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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