Kingfishers
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Kingfisher
"Not the same as swallow". (JaneAnne's dictionary of onomatopoeic sexual terms - CGA press 2004).
A term used by Glaswegians to indicate that someone performing fellatio did not want to finish off by swallowing his or her partner's semen.
A term used by Glaswegians to indicate that someone performing fellatio did not want to finish off by swallowing his or her partner's semen.
Kingfisher by The Crimson Fish November 30, 2004
The Kingfisher
A sexual position in which the male stands on the female's back and leans over the top of her head to bite her eyebrows. The male then moves his head vigorously back and forth as he holds onto her eyebrows with his teeth. This can be repeated as necessary until an orgasm is induced.
*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.
*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.
"Mmmmm baby you ARE the king fisher!"
"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."
next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"
If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.
Happy Fishin!
"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."
next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"
If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.
Happy Fishin!
The Kingfisher by IzaDoozMasta May 19, 2009
Kingfisher
Kingfisher by Nizzle O'Reilly May 18, 2007
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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