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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

Kindergarten 

A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.
I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.
Kindergarten by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009

kindergarten level 

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.
When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
kindergarten level by holly palmer January 27, 2008

kindergarten crush 

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.
Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.

Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.
I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.
Kindergarten Art Class by D Snutz December 4, 2013

kindergarten cop 

A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:

"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."

Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
kindergarten cop by SuperSonicX September 4, 2006
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