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kindergartener

A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them
Wow that kindergartener is so cute!
by Rookiehours1324 October 5, 2017
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Kindergartener

A 4 or 5 year old child in Elementary school who is a trend hopper, and ''Likes and watches anime''. And pretend to be Japanese.
OMGG TODOWOKI SOOOO CUTTE SOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIII - Emily ( Quikryy totally not a Kindergartener )
by Super Idol Chicken Noodle Soup December 15, 2021
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Kindergartener

A person who goes to Kindergarten, typically a 5 or 6-year-old.
Max is a kindergartener.
by Koria Cousley December 30, 2022
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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Kindergarten

A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.
I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.
by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009
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kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.
When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
by holly palmer January 27, 2008
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kindergarten crush

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.
Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.
by Kristian Pulz April 23, 2008
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