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Mindeling
The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.
Mindeling by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011
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Kindeling • Kindling • Kindering • kindling war • kindalingers • Kindling Jig • Mindeling • hell kindling • Smelly kindling • Kinkling
ryan was kneeling in the bathtub
the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"
ryan was kneeling in the bathtub by phannietrash January 19, 2017
kneeling at the throne
kneeling at the throne by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008
Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler
The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.
Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler by Joel Lester March 17, 2005
Kindelonte
Kindelonte is a term that refers to a type of shirtless barbarian adorned in puffy genie pants, crass jewelry, and crowned with a small tied kokohol-like tuft of hair on top of an otherwise bald head. Not to be confused with "kinderlack."
Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.
Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad infinitum during such processions--approach with caution.
It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.
Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.
Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad infinitum during such processions--approach with caution.
It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.
"That fucking kindelonte sold me shitty homegrown, telling me it was from Afghanistan. What's up with that shitty haircut? He should have manned up and just shaved his head bald instead of leaving that stupid pigtail on the top of his head--what a cockbite."
"Why don't you lube up your chode with some Mazola, and fuck that sheep in the ass, you fucking kindelonte?"
"Why don't you lube up your chode with some Mazola, and fuck that sheep in the ass, you fucking kindelonte?"
Kindelonte by Gak25 September 9, 2011
kindreding
Staring at a girl's (or guy's) bottom to try and see their panties. Usually in a gross or over the top manner of staring obviously.
When she bent over with those low-cut jeans, I couldn't help myself - I just started kindreding - and yes - she was wearing a pink thong.
kindreding by Joe Ratz January 18, 2008
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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