Kindeling

The activity of using poop to make a sculpture

What time is the kindeling sculpture Competition at?

by Babychina January 4, 2024

Mindeling

The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.

Matt was mindeling Joy and Samantha at the bar last night. His game is terrible.

by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

by phannietrash January 19, 2017

kneeling at the throne

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

Kindelonte

Kindelonte is a term that refers to a type of shirtless barbarian adorned in puffy genie pants, crass jewelry, and crowned with a small tied kokohol-like tuft of hair on top of an otherwise bald head. Not to be confused with "kinderlack."

Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.

Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad infinitum during such processions--approach with caution.

It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.

"That fucking kindelonte sold me shitty homegrown, telling me it was from Afghanistan. What's up with that shitty haircut? He should have manned up and just shaved his head bald instead of leaving that stupid pigtail on the top of his head--what a cockbite."

"Why don't you lube up your chode with some Mazola, and fuck that sheep in the ass, you fucking kindelonte?"

by Gak25 September 9, 2011

kindreding

Staring at a girl's (or guy's) bottom to try and see their panties. Usually in a gross or over the top manner of staring obviously.

When she bent over with those low-cut jeans, I couldn't help myself - I just started kindreding - and yes - she was wearing a pink thong.

by Joe Ratz January 18, 2008