Kindering

To share a fictional story of intercourse or to exaggerate a story that never happend

I was at the bar and a girl with huge tits was eying me all night hey bro stop kindering me

by philly543 September 11, 2016

Kindering

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day

The grumpy old fart got charged for Kindering a polizei car in Chairmany

by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

Kindering

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day.

The dapper old chap got jailed for Kindering a polizei car...

by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

Kinder

Receiving the queen of spades and twelve hearts in a hand of hearts.

Poel got the 2 of hearts so I guess Libo's got a Kinder. Poor bastard.

by Santos L. Halper December 10, 2007

Kinder

When a person who is underage has a Tinder profile.

Jhad saw a bad bitch on Tinder who appeard to be 20 but ended up as a 16 year old kinder.

by JewFire69 July 12, 2016