Mindeling 

The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.

Matt was mindeling Joy and Samantha at the bar last night. His game is terrible.

Mindeling by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011

Mildewing 

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

Mildewing by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

la creme modeling 

Short for crème de la crème. Also the name of the modeling agency that put the lead girl in Jersey Shore NJ.

THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality

Rolex is the la creme modeling of watches

la creme modeling by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult

"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

Cock mongeling queef burger by spartan-215 October 8, 2009

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling by Nick D May 30, 2006

mingeringo 

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.

mingeringo by Erich ULner October 17, 2006