Kneeling

A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!

I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

Kneeling

A cheap, and cowardly way to protest for the suppression of the African American and Minority community. Instead of narrowing financial freedoms, like donating a large portion of the tens of millions of dollars you make in a year to the African American and Minority communities, just disrespect a flag that Men and Women have died protecting.

“Here we go, Elliot’s kneeling again…”

by endkneelingnow September 5, 2021

Kneeling

A form of cheap, and cowardly protesting that professional athletes perform to raise awareness of oppression against African Americans and Minorities. Instead of narrowing financial freedoms, like donating a sum of the tens of millions of dollars they make a year to the African American and Minority communities, these professional athletes disrespect a flag that millions of Men and Women have died protecting.

Here we go… Elliots kneeling again, and has only donated a small sum of his earnings to the cause itself… what a shame

by endkneelingnow September 5, 2021

kneeling at the throne

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.

I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.

by Jake March 23, 2004

kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.

Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".

by hotbabyface January 14, 2011

kneeling wheelbarrow

She is on forearms and knees at first. She shifts her weight to one forearm (say right side) and the other hand for support. Handy man steps up the the wheelbarrow with his rake toward the lady garden. Hips are handles; puts his rake in the wheelbarrow and the her left leg goes up.

She’s a handy kneeling wheelbarrow if you are doing some lite gardening in the bedroom.

by FunnyRightThere🤣 January 16, 2018