Kimzl 

Right before a male is about to ejaculate while having intercourse(oral included), he pulls out and cums behind a females ear. Usually a picture is taken for proof of such an accomplishment, but is not necessary to pull off the maneuver. If you want to make this experience a little more entertaining have her try to lick the cum up from behind her ear, and tell her if she does not try for at least 3 minutes the picture you have taken of her with a load of baby batter behind her ear will be released on the internet or if taken with phone sent out in a mass text. (JUST TELL HER THAT YOU WILL PUT IT ON THE INTERNET OR SEND IT IN A MASS TEXT. DO NOT ACTUALLY SEND IT OUT! IF SHE SAYS NO...SHE SAYS NO! AND YOU JUST TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!).

1."She let me give her a Kimzl!"

2."Yo I Kimzled Katherine last night"

Kimzl by MF Kimzl February 8, 2010

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls

i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!

john kimble! by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble 

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

John Kimble by Sparda January 16, 2005

Detective John Kimble 

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

Detective John Kimble by Browndown August 10, 2003

kimali 

A girl who is amazing, she may not be the perfect girl that everyone wants her to be but she will rock your world. She is very sexy and you will fall for her no matter what. She can get on your nerves but she will repay for it sometime. She will never cheat on you and you can put your trust in her with anything. She can very naughty and when that happens you will hardly be able to move.

I have a kimali and she is amazing!

kimali by Kasey69 April 25, 2016

john kimble 

noun - detective

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective john kimble!

john kimble by olaf February 26, 2004

kimbleism 

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.

My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!

kimbleism by Subash August 25, 2013