kimbleism 

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.

My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!

kimbleism by Subash August 25, 2013

Kibblesmith 

A kibblesmith - A man who is afraid of his own erection.

Dan: "Muscle bound super heroes really intimidate me"
Chad: 'Shut up you kibblesmith"

Kibblesmith by IntoxicaSean April 9, 2020

Kimbalism 

racism against people with the last name of kimbal

I hate you because of kimbalism

Kimbalism by Bl@cky December 16, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022