kimbleism

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.

My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!

by Subash August 25, 2013

Kibblesmith

A kibblesmith - A man who is afraid of his own erection.

Dan: "Muscle bound super heroes really intimidate me"
Chad: 'Shut up you kibblesmith"

by IntoxicaSean April 9, 2020

Kimbalism

racism against people with the last name of kimbal

I hate you because of kimbalism

by Bl@cky December 16, 2022