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Escort/John slang, means Tongue Up My Ass.
After we did TUHA (Tongue Up Her Ass), we did TUMA.
TUMA by SoupNazzi May 13, 2005
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Traditional name of Wayuu necklaces. They could be made from coral, archaeological leaf’s main rib, gold and all these combined.
+ What did you bring to her as a gift?
- Tuma necklace.
Tuma by Mr. Clever May 25, 2019
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someone who loves breaking things and has the traits of a pig.
"TUMA SMASHHH"
Tuma by Manchestertonfieldville August 11, 2012
TUMA stands for Thumb up my ass. This is said when waiting for someone for a long time, who doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
Person 1: I'm coming just let me to this one thing.
Person 2: You aren't coming, you've been there with me waiting here forever.
Person 1: No, I'm coming just wait a second.
Person 2: Come on! I'm waiting with my TUMA!
TUMA by AlcoholicsAnonymous May 1, 2016
you
Doctor: *fingers patient and feels a bump*
The Bump: *you a fucking Anal Tuma
Anal Tuma by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

Dirty Tuma 

Someone who smokes 10 packs of cigarettes out of their asshole while smoking pot after snorting 12Oz of crushed sleeping pills
Person1: yo dude, you should do the Dirty Tuma
Person2: Fuck that! im not trying to kill myself
Person1: I'll give you $100
Person2: ight bet
Dirty Tuma by AuxCord January 25, 2022

Tumajarbisaun 

person 1: wenomechainsama, Tumajarbisaun

nerd with crooked teeth: No, Its misspelled incorrectly. It's, "When i met you in the summer, To my heartbeat's sound."

person1: You're teeth are shapped incorrectly.

nerd with crooked teeth: *your
Tumajarbisaun by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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