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Kizerkot 

Shut up, just shut your mouth, you’re such a dumbass, fuck off, stfu. Typically used as a way to say stfu in Aramaic, but commonly used in a joking manner. However, don’t tell your parents this, or expect a real slap to the face.
Kizerkot, you’re so stupid.
Samira, just Kizerkot, it’s getting old, gosh.
Kizerkot, I could just slap you right now.
Kizerkot by RonnieRoo February 17, 2019
Related Words
1.) Kiefer- a guy who usually acts like he doesn't care but really does. afraid of being hurt, he puts up walls that are hard to climb, but once you make it over it's totally worth it.
2.) a Kiefer always has your back, and knows how to make you feel better when no one else can. he is opionated and will stand up for what he believes in. he doesn't care what other people think and he says what is on his mind. he doesn't like other people very much, especially not immature ones. he likes to be alone, but when you do hang out with him, its some of the best times ever. he never says anything nice (or sorry) unless he really means it. girls secretly have crushes on him, but he seems unnatainable, so they don't go for him. all the girls want to kiss him.

3.) "to pull a Kiefer"- to act like you don't care about anyone or anything, but in reality, you care more than most people do.
4.) Kiefer- a superhero of American background with amazing musical and athletic abilities.
male1-"who's that really funny guy who treats eveyone like crap?"

male2- "oh, that's Kiefer"

girl1- "dayum, whos that sexy guy who is so hilarious??"
girl2- "thats Kiefer. But back off, he's mine"
Kiefer by bigdreamer424 January 30, 2010
Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.
Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.
Kizer by kasers October 20, 2009
Someone who seems super intimidating at first, but once you've gotten to know them better, they're really extraordinary. He's very gentle and kind and is open to listening to you whenever you need someone. He's the shoulder to cry on and will give you hugs whenever. This name can also be associated with someone who is a fuckboy. Never mistake the two or you'll be heartbroken.
"Ugh, That's Keizer over there. He seems like such a badass"
Keizer by LaLaLand:) March 20, 2019

Kiefering 

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.
Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.
Kiefering by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

Kiefer Sutherland

Fictious character played by Jack Bauer when he is not on FOX TV show 24.
Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.