Keizer 

Someone who seems super intimidating at first, but once you've gotten to know them better, they're really extraordinary. He's very gentle and kind and is open to listening to you whenever you need someone. He's the shoulder to cry on and will give you hugs whenever. This name can also be associated with someone who is a fuckboy. Never mistake the two or you'll be heartbroken.

"Ugh, That's Keizer over there. He seems like such a badass"

Keizer by LaLaLand:) March 20, 2019

Keizer 

Keizer Oregon is the coolest place on earth. Just outside Salem it has a growing gang population as well as many other promising signs of flourishing.

Keizer sure is a dandy place to live! much better than that shit whole Portland.

Keizer by G Regulat0r February 24, 2010

Keizer 

Another word for “swag”

meaning quite possibly the coolest and swaggiest person in the entire universe

Hey do you know kelsey? Yeah she’s a total Keizer.

Keizer by Kdawgswagmoney October 17, 2021

Keizer 

A city in Oregon who became their own city in the 80s instead of being North Salem. It has the highest meth use in the United States, and is home to many people who use weed and other drugs.
It's full of judgmental people who only respect other people like them. Most kids attend McNary High School (which is the preppy, white high school of both cities) and expect everyone else to have just as much money as their families. Most kids use their parent's money to buy drugs, brand new cars such as hummers, bmws, and vipers, and brand name clothing. Most kids here would fit in well with the kids from My Super Sweet 16.

The city of Keizer is insane.

Keizer by KeizerKid December 9, 2008

kaizers orchestra 

Kaizers Orchestra is a Norwegian band that uses the most unusual and creative ways of creating amazingly original music. Their lyrics deal with different issues then love, like most artists. Instead, Kaizers sing about Heaven, Hell, Russian Roulette, and they tell strange stories of quirky characters and their adventures. They are a great band, one of the best ever, despite being different.

Kaizers Orchestra is a Norweigan rock band. Actually, it's kind of not rock. It's... well... it's not really any genre at all. XD

kaizers orchestra by Xiao May 4, 2005

Keifer Sutherkush 

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland

Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..

Keifer Sutherkush by The Kushinator December 6, 2009

keiser soze 

1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)

2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music

for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"

keiser soze by ATS November 8, 2007